Look at this shithead’s refrigerator: I’ve got Coke, if you like Coke. I’ve got Pepsi, if you like Pepsi. You like water? Got it. Got some cheap ass white too. Snapple? Check, baby. I plan ahead. God damn. I’d take such better care of you, woman.

Look at this shithead’s refrigerator: I’ve got Coke, if you like Coke. I’ve got Pepsi, if you like Pepsi. You like water? Got it. Got some cheap ass white too. Snapple? Check, baby. I plan ahead.

God damn. I’d take such better care of you, woman.

(Source: e4rleb1rd)

No drugs. Wanderlust, red meat, full hot blooded women, heavy things high overhead, lots of butter, salt, and of course… Booze.